Bad Theories and Bad Humor

Q: If a group of syrup bottles decided to start a punk rock band, who would play bass?

A: Sid Viscious

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So I randomly made up a theory the other day. See, I’m curious if there’s any significant gender differences in abilities involving hand-eye coordination, specifically with tasks involving aim. What I’m getting at here is the fact that males practice their hand-eye coordination every time they take a leak, whereas females don’t have the necessary appendages to get that practice in. I mean, that’s multiple times a day, every day, that a male is getting in practice here. It’s gotta have some effect, right?

So I figure that’s why I, in general, suck at first person shooters. However, as a female, I get plenty of practice sitting on my butt. This is why I am excellent at Civilization.

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