Holy cow, I forgot I made this!
Many moons ago (and by ‘moons’ I mean ‘months’) I was really bored, and needed something extra for Drew’s birthday. So I made a really bad website and spelled out ‘Happy Birthday’ on it and emailed the link to him.
I dubbed it the Disco Inferno 4000 Processing Unit, and boy is it tacky!
What I should have done is add bad background music. But if I remember correctly, I ran out of two key ingredients for such things, time and ambition.