Land fish and sea kittens

So apparently PETA is trying to rename fish ‘sea kittens’, under the guise that fish get a bad rap and need a new name so people think they’re cuter. This is crazy talk. Fish are cuter then cats any day. I would hug a fish if given the opportunity. I try to, on a regular basis, when presented with a pond full of catfish. They seem to dislike this, however, and I generally end up with water in the face instead.

In any case, I’m going to start referring to our cats as ‘land fish’.